This is Paul Williams. You probably don’t know him. It is pretty obvious he has a SERIOUS extended buzz. At some point in the life of that buzz, he decided to write this song.
Dave: I don’t really know what to say. Behold the power of the extendo.
Jay Pud:  This song was written about the day his Sextendo finally reached 3 inches.

This is Paul Williams. You probably don’t know him. It is pretty obvious he has a SERIOUS extended buzz. At some point in the life of that buzz, he decided to write this song.

Dave: I don’t really know what to say. Behold the power of the extendo.

Jay Pud:  This song was written about the day his Sextendo finally reached 3 inches.

That’s right, SEBC salutes David Bowie for his keen sense of fashion. and Ziggy’s killer androgynoulistic buzz.
David:  I heard Lou Reed got so jealous of this cut he turned into an arrogant prick and made an album with a fat metal band. Oh wait… 
Jay Pud: We’ve only just begun…to buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. GODDAMNIT! That song is never leaving my head.

That’s right, SEBC salutes David Bowie for his keen sense of fashion. and Ziggy’s killer androgynoulistic buzz.

David:  I heard Lou Reed got so jealous of this cut he turned into an arrogant prick and made an album with a fat metal band. Oh wait… 

Jay Pud: We’ve only just begun…to buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. GODDAMNIT! That song is never leaving my head.

A long overdo post for the longtime aficionado of the extended buzz. Mr. Kevin Bacon.
Dave: A hero to all that can dance, sing and let the long buzz roll. And how he dances!
Jay Pud: Kevin Bacon is the very definition of legitimacy through over-saturation. His last name is Bacon, though, and he works his Sextendo like hooker going through meth withdrawals, so I forgive him.

A long overdo post for the longtime aficionado of the extended buzz. Mr. Kevin Bacon.

Dave: A hero to all that can dance, sing and let the long buzz roll. And how he dances!

Jay Pud: Kevin Bacon is the very definition of legitimacy through over-saturation. His last name is Bacon, though, and he works his Sextendo like hooker going through meth withdrawals, so I forgive him.

Don’t argue with Detlef Schrempf. In fact, you can’t, not because he’s German, but because the hair is so good.
Jay Pud: Do it, or Detlef will drive a hole through your heart with his head.
Dave: I don’t know whether he has a better first name or last name. But he was a member of the single coolest basketball team ever. Complete with Terminator theme song!

Don’t argue with Detlef Schrempf. In fact, you can’t, not because he’s German, but because the hair is so good.

Jay Pud: Do it, or Detlef will drive a hole through your heart with his head.

Dave: I don’t know whether he has a better first name or last name. But he was a member of the single coolest basketball team ever. Complete with Terminator theme song!

University of Oklahoma star Brian Bosworth struts his stuff in this ultra man buzz.
Jay Pud: You think your extended buzz cut is serious? The Boz might have something to say about that.
Dave: The Boz makes me wonder if I took the amount of ‘roids he was doing in 1986 could I get something even close to a buzz that hard.

University of Oklahoma star Brian Bosworth struts his stuff in this ultra man buzz.

Jay Pud: You think your extended buzz cut is serious? The Boz might have something to say about that.

Dave: The Boz makes me wonder if I took the amount of ‘roids he was doing in 1986 could I get something even close to a buzz that hard.

The Croatian Sensation everyone, Dražen Petrović!

Jay Pud: Ladies? Interested?

Dave: Hard to get with a guy that’s been dead since 1993. No, not impossible, just difficult…

Duke Nukem gets the first video game character recognition for an unstoppable cut. 
Jay Pud: Forever ever?
Dave: Forever ever. I heard he is a real Duke.

Duke Nukem gets the first video game character recognition for an unstoppable cut. 

Jay Pud: Forever ever?

Dave: Forever ever. I heard he is a real Duke.

This is just a beautiful window into a beautiful man’s soul. And his sweet ass buzz. Thank you for being you Jean Claude Van Damme.
Dave: I’m pretty sure the Timecop/Bloodsport double feature Blu-ray is the most valuable thing I own. They better be in the Library of Congress for their cultural significance.

Jay Pud: Jean Claude Van DAYUMMMMMMMMMM

This is just a beautiful window into a beautiful man’s soul. And his sweet ass buzz. Thank you for being you Jean Claude Van Damme.

Dave: I’m pretty sure the Timecop/Bloodsport double feature Blu-ray is the most valuable thing I own. They better be in the Library of Congress for their cultural significance.

Jay Pud: Jean Claude Van DAYUMMMMMMMMMM

Alan Thicke shows us that smile in a well coiffed ‘do.
Jay Pud: Stylized extendo or just great hair? You be the judge. One thing is for sure, though: HIS HAIR NEVER SUFFERED FROM GROWING PAINS! You can take that joke to the bank because it’s money.
Dave: Remember that time Ben kept calling all those sex hot line numbers? I bet Alan Thicke is an awesome dad. Even if he’s Canadian.

Alan Thicke shows us that smile in a well coiffed ‘do.

Jay Pud: Stylized extendo or just great hair? You be the judge. One thing is for sure, though: HIS HAIR NEVER SUFFERED FROM GROWING PAINS! You can take that joke to the bank because it’s money.

Dave: Remember that time Ben kept calling all those sex hot line numbers? I bet Alan Thicke is an awesome dad. Even if he’s Canadian.

Andrew Koenig in his heyday with a killer extended buzz. And a not so buzzed look…

Jay Pud: Boner Stabone used to rock the wildest Sextendo ever. Then he grew his hair long like a puss and got murdered in a park or some shit. Learn from Boner’s mistake.

Dave: When I had to Wiki him to find his real name I saw that he was also a vegan! Sad story…that really was one hell of an extended buzz.